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reparteeist:

mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

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WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

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NOOOO

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THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

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we bought it.

We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs

pyrrhics:

rowsdower-saves-us:

wandarox:

sistercy:

spoilersspoilerseverywhere:

"If you’ve done no wrong, surely the courts will look on you as innocent before proving you guilty."

I can’t even come up with irony for that, because shitstains like this make sure this never REACHES court.

He’s burying himself and hiding becuase he knows, he KNOWS he did wrong. He KNOWS He fucked up.

And he knows that the system that has gone to great lengths to ensure he won’t suffer anything worse than a suspension of ‘being fired’ can’t protect him from people who know his face, his name, and everything else.

Because he knows his face now is more memorized and circulated than Edward Snowden.

And he can’t hide from the fucking world.

Ferguson Officer Byran P Willman, the man who murdered Mike Brown, is comfortably sitting at home changing his facebook name to a cartoon character and going “tee hee no one will find me now!!”

Use his full name as often as possible, make it immediately come up when you google Ferguson or Michael Brown.

Make sure his name is marked in fucking history. They can’t fucking hide anymore.

Hey guys, remember how vigilante justice worked last time?

THIS IS NOT THE COP. THIS IS INCORRECT.

"The St. Louis resident said her stepson is a 32-year-old police dispatcher in St. Ann, Mo., and before that a manager at a dollar store. He has never worked as a police officer — not in Ferguson or anywhere else, she said."

But congrats everyone! You made this guy’s stepmother terrified for her life! You must all feel reeeeall proud of yourselves right now!

"Wow, this is not good," said Warnack, as she began to cry on the steps of her home, which sits along a busy road.
"I guess I’m going to have to sleep with my gun and put cameras on the house," she said. "Now I have to defend myself and I didn’t do anything wrong."

Seriously, this is a disgrace and I’m fucking pissed. I blame Anonymous first and foremost for this fuck-up, but everyone believing them without any outside insight is also to blame.

Seriously. Do. Not. Trust. Anonymous.

ARTICLES: The Daily Dot. The NY Times

(Source: scenicroutes)

pyrrhics:

rowsdower-saves-us:

wandarox:

sistercy:

spoilersspoilerseverywhere:

"If you’ve done no wrong, surely the courts will look on you as innocent before proving you guilty."

I can’t even come up with irony for that, because shitstains like this make sure this never REACHES court.

He’s burying himself and hiding becuase he knows, he KNOWS he did wrong. He KNOWS He fucked up.

And he knows that the system that has gone to great lengths to ensure he won’t suffer anything worse than a suspension of ‘being fired’ can’t protect him from people who know his face, his name, and everything else.

Because he knows his face now is more memorized and circulated than Edward Snowden.

And he can’t hide from the fucking world.

Ferguson Officer Byran P Willman, the man who murdered Mike Brown, is comfortably sitting at home changing his facebook name to a cartoon character and going “tee hee no one will find me now!!”

Use his full name as often as possible, make it immediately come up when you google Ferguson or Michael Brown.

Make sure his name is marked in fucking history. They can’t fucking hide anymore.

Hey guys, remember how vigilante justice worked last time?

THIS IS NOT THE COP. THIS IS INCORRECT.

"The St. Louis resident said her stepson is a 32-year-old police dispatcher in St. Ann, Mo., and before that a manager at a dollar store. He has never worked as a police officer — not in Ferguson or anywhere else, she said."

But congrats everyone! You made this guy’s stepmother terrified for her life! You must all feel reeeeall proud of yourselves right now!

"Wow, this is not good," said Warnack, as she began to cry on the steps of her home, which sits along a busy road.
"I guess I’m going to have to sleep with my gun and put cameras on the house," she said. "Now I have to defend myself and I didn’t do anything wrong."

Seriously, this is a disgrace and I’m fucking pissed. I blame Anonymous first and foremost for this fuck-up, but everyone believing them without any outside insight is also to blame.

Seriously. Do. Not. Trust. Anonymous.

ARTICLES: The Daily Dot. The NY Times

(Source: scenicroutes)

capricorn-onthe-cob:

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

I beg to differ, actually. I’d like to see your sources. As far as I’m aware, Mythbusters actually attempted a similar feat, and it took half that many balloons JUST TO LIFT A KID. Sorry, but no.

Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

rainbowbarnacle:

pussybow:

g0dznm0nsterz:

crumpetseeds:

youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

therothwoman:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

it’s always better than i remember it

This is fucking gold.

!!!!

IT’S BAAAAAACK

>8]

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

rainbowbarnacle:

pussybow:

g0dznm0nsterz:

crumpetseeds:

youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

therothwoman:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

it’s always better than i remember it

This is fucking gold.

!!!!

IT’S BAAAAAACK

>8]

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

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